It Hurts Me To See You Sad Card
Outside: It Hurts Me To See You Sad
Inside: Or It Did At First. But Now It's Truly Getting A Bit Dull. Get Over It.
My Bad Card
Sorry To Hear About Your Split Card
Outside: Sorry To Hear About Your Split
Inside: But not all that sorry, really. We always wanted to tell you that you could do better. And now we finally can.
Virgin Butthole Card
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