Boys Are Stupid
3.5" in X 6.5" blank inside, envelope included.
Hard to Breathe
Blank inside, envelope included.
You Old Hoe
Outside:Congratulations you're pregnant!Inside:Say goodbye to your vagina as you know it.
Outside:Congrats on the new baby!Inside:I look forward to corrupting it.
I Would Do Anything For You
Outside:I would do anything for you.Inside:Except give you backrubs, because my hands get tired. And also that other thing you're always asking me to do. It's gross.
I'm Sorry You are going...
Love Of My Life
Outside:You're the love of my lifeInside:But I'm young. A lot could happen.
Younger Than You Card
Still Alive Card
Totally Remembered Anniversary Card
You Were An Accident Card
Totally Sniff Your Ass Card
Shit You're Old Card
You're A Huge Embarrassment Card
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