Outside:Congratulations you're pregnant!Inside:Say goodbye to your vagina as you know it.
Outside:Congrats on the new baby!Inside:I look forward to corrupting it.
I Would Do Anything For You
Outside:I would do anything for you.Inside:Except give you backrubs, because my hands get tired. And also that other thing you're always asking me to do. It's gross.
I'm Sorry You are going...
Love Of My Life
Outside:You're the love of my lifeInside:But I'm young. A lot could happen.
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